1.) He’s batshit crazy, just like me. And I like his style. Look, even paranoid people have enemies;

2.) I am so sick and tired of the two-party system that is always blaming the other guy and pointing fingers.

3.) He’s not Donald Trump.

4.) He’s not Kamala Harris.

5.) I live in southern Maine, thus it doesn’t fucking matter who I vote for. Thanks to the electoral college someone else will make that decision for me.

6.) This way, I will equally piss off my friends on both sides of the aisle.

7.) When the real shit starts to go down after the election, I can proudly say: “Don’t blame me. I voted for Kennedy.”

8.) There are reasons why his father and uncle were both removed from the equation. Do you really think that was a coincidence? Really?

9.) I really do not like either of the mainstream choices, Harris and Trump. Nope. No thank you. Kennedy worked hard to get on the ballot here in Maine. Thus, he is a legitimate choice, unlike Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck.

10.) I know he won’t win. That could never be allowed to happen, but at least I will feel better when I go to bed on Election night. I will have actually voted FOR someone, not against someone.