1.) He’s batshit crazy, just like me. And I like his style. Look, even paranoid people have enemies;
2.) I am so sick and tired of the two-party system that is always blaming the other guy and pointing fingers.
3.) He’s not Donald Trump.
4.) He’s not Kamala Harris.
5.) I live in southern Maine, thus it doesn’t fucking matter who I vote for. Thanks to the electoral college someone else will make that decision for me.
6.) This way, I will equally piss off my friends on both sides of the aisle.
7.) When the real shit starts to go down after the election, I can proudly say: “Don’t blame me. I voted for Kennedy.”
8.) There are reasons why his father and uncle were both removed from the equation. Do you really think that was a coincidence? Really?
9.) I really do not like either of the mainstream choices, Harris and Trump. Nope. No thank you. Kennedy worked hard to get on the ballot here in Maine. Thus, he is a legitimate choice, unlike Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck.
10.) I know he won’t win. That could never be allowed to happen, but at least I will feel better when I go to bed on Election night. I will have actually voted FOR someone, not against someone.
LESSONS IN MEDIOCRITY 